Porno!

Hello People, how are you, how was your sallah break, i eventually had my sallah rice tuesday evening, there is just this thing about party rice, it tastes different and very nice, however thanks to everyone who read and commented on Mumu Button, funny thing happens when you’re in love right? 🙂

Before i go into today’s post, i’m happy to tell you that from this friday, a new section will be launched, its called 17 Awosika, dont ask me how i got the name,lolllz.Let me tell you what its about, the documentation of the lives of the people who live in this detached house, new house in ikeja, a duplex and a BQ, it entails 2 couples and 1 bachelor,the couples stay in the flat in front while the bachelor stays at the BQ. its about their secrets that always finds it way into the bachelor’s hands, their activities,their interactions, i promise you, it would be worth your time, thank you.

17 Awosika is purely fictional, any semblance with real life is simply coincidental.

Okay, lemme dive into today’s post, PORNO, for some people, its a NO-GO area, they cant even talk about it, and for folks like me, I LOVE IT, i even know their names, Kandi Cream, lex steele, carmen hayes, jada, lisa ann, jasmine  and many more. I have got a huge stack of porno, i can assure you of that. For me, its very inspiring, its like tutorial for sex, although i prefer black people porno anyway,white people are also crazy like that, for white people, i think its more of skill than the big member while for black people, its all about the big member, black people do alot of gangsta straff, going into the lady almost going into her intestine due to the size of their member, let me set the records straight, black people too are actually good when it comes to sex, but most time, they go too gangsta about it, white people tend to have more skill because they’re not the ones with the largest member, between Congolese have the biggest members in the world while their Asian counterparts have the smallest members in the world (Nigerians are in between there somewhere) and i  still cannot understand why they garner almost 2 Billion of the world’s population (even more than that, some folks can argue it), in my own opinion, i think asians are just a bunch of freaks…lolllz, anyway, thats my own opinion, might be right, might be wrong. I havent been to Asia before.

The first babe i saw loads of porn on her phone was my ex, she had well over 15 short clips and i was like wow,one of the major reasons i lock my phone is because of the porn on it, whenever am bored or something, i just download a new one and watch it, look at the stroke, the way he gives her a head,his body movement and all, i also save off a lot of pictures, dirty pictures ofcourse and i know alot of us do it but because we need to portray this image of good boy or good girl, we hide it,my own case is different, i read alot about sex, i used to read Hints, better lover and all those softsell porn, and ofcourse 🙂 I have local content too, you know those ones that boys recorded themselves as they were shagging a girl, or the hidden camera ones, some of them are stupid and some of them are actually okay, but all in all, naija babes wey sabi straff are not enough in circulation, some of them just lay there like a log of wood and expect the guy to do all the action, some many of those local porn in schools are so crazy, i might even be able to recognize some of them if i see them….. 😀 thats to show you how much i have seen them.

Ladies, you might feel you dont have to watch porn because of some holy reason that you’ve created to make yourself feel better, but the fact still remains as a guy, we love girls who can straff, bed freaks of some sort, atleast not a log of wood, If you dont watch porn, take it as a manual of some sort, like you go for tutorials before exam or you go for training to help you be a better worker, If you aint strong in bed, you need to watch porno, you need to learn how to drive the sex in your relationship, not just laying down there, waiting for all the action to meet you where you’re, and for guys, you might feel  because you can get an erection and you know where the honeyland is, thats all you require, i pity your ass, once that your babe tastes another guy and she can spot the difference in your shag system, you might as well be loosing her one day at a time, when i was with my ex, we used to just straff according to a porno she had or i have that seems new, sexuality is a big part of our lives, we cannot shy away from it any longer. **Dont ask me why we broke up 😐 **

Satisfying your partner sexually should be big on your plate, if you give her all the money,attention and care you’ve got without sex, something is lacking, girls love sex as much as we do, its just that they have found a way to hide it from been as obvious as ours, where we’re already undressing that babe in our office/class  with our eyes.

Some guy asked me sometime ago how he could enlarge his member and i couldnt stop laughing, because it doesnt depend on the size of your member, it depends on your mastery of the art,i saw a porno once, and this guy had a small member atleast you cannot compare his dick to a regular black guy’s member, he was making her scream and moan at the same time, since then i made up my mind, that it isnt always about size. Shikena!

For those boys and girls that see oral sex as a no go area, am happy to inform you, it isnt and this isnt 1995, that it was new. Now, it is rampant, just make sure your partner is clean, i wouldnt give a girl a head when she’s just coming from the hot blazing sun, make it romantic, perhaps in the evening, take  your baths, scented candles which ever floats your boat, and guys, its not all the time, you shag like a porn star, just take it slow and easy, she might just enjoy that way more than the harsh and rough ones you see in the movies. If you want her mumu button to reside with you, you might just want to know how to blow and shag well and get rid of that pile in your system that makes you a one minute man with Alomo or Ogidiga 🙂

You’ve got a lot to learn from porno, watch them, assimilate them and be a better love….. 🙂 and for the love of God, stop doing “mummy and daddy style” lmao !
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‘Deolu Bubbles