Porno!

Hello People, how are you, how was your sallah break, i eventually had my sallah rice tuesday evening, there is just this thing about party rice, it tastes different and very nice, however thanks to everyone who read and commented on Mumu Button, funny thing happens when you’re in love right? 🙂

Before i go into today’s post, i’m happy to tell you that from this friday, a new section will be launched, its called 17 Awosika, dont ask me how i got the name,lolllz.Let me tell you what its about, the documentation of the lives of the people who live in this detached house, new house in ikeja, a duplex and a BQ, it entails 2 couples and 1 bachelor,the couples stay in the flat in front while the bachelor stays at the BQ. its about their secrets that always finds it way into the bachelor’s hands, their activities,their interactions, i promise you, it would be worth your time, thank you.

17 Awosika is purely fictional, any semblance with real life is simply coincidental.

Okay, lemme dive into today’s post, PORNO, for some people, its a NO-GO area, they cant even talk about it, and for folks like me, I LOVE IT, i even know their names, Kandi Cream, lex steele, carmen hayes, jada, lisa ann, jasmine  and many more. I have got a huge stack of porno, i can assure you of that. For me, its very inspiring, its like tutorial for sex, although i prefer black people porno anyway,white people are also crazy like that, for white people, i think its more of skill than the big member while for black people, its all about the big member, black people do alot of gangsta straff, going into the lady almost going into her intestine due to the size of their member, let me set the records straight, black people too are actually good when it comes to sex, but most time, they go too gangsta about it, white people tend to have more skill because they’re not the ones with the largest member, between Congolese have the biggest members in the world while their Asian counterparts have the smallest members in the world (Nigerians are in between there somewhere) and i  still cannot understand why they garner almost 2 Billion of the world’s population (even more than that, some folks can argue it), in my own opinion, i think asians are just a bunch of freaks…lolllz, anyway, thats my own opinion, might be right, might be wrong. I havent been to Asia before.

The first babe i saw loads of porn on her phone was my ex, she had well over 15 short clips and i was like wow,one of the major reasons i lock my phone is because of the porn on it, whenever am bored or something, i just download a new one and watch it, look at the stroke, the way he gives her a head,his body movement and all, i also save off a lot of pictures, dirty pictures ofcourse and i know alot of us do it but because we need to portray this image of good boy or good girl, we hide it,my own case is different, i read alot about sex, i used to read Hints, better lover and all those softsell porn, and ofcourse 🙂 I have local content too, you know those ones that boys recorded themselves as they were shagging a girl, or the hidden camera ones, some of them are stupid and some of them are actually okay, but all in all, naija babes wey sabi straff are not enough in circulation, some of them just lay there like a log of wood and expect the guy to do all the action, some many of those local porn in schools are so crazy, i might even be able to recognize some of them if i see them….. 😀 thats to show you how much i have seen them.

Ladies, you might feel you dont have to watch porn because of some holy reason that you’ve created to make yourself feel better, but the fact still remains as a guy, we love girls who can straff, bed freaks of some sort, atleast not a log of wood, If you dont watch porn, take it as a manual of some sort, like you go for tutorials before exam or you go for training to help you be a better worker, If you aint strong in bed, you need to watch porno, you need to learn how to drive the sex in your relationship, not just laying down there, waiting for all the action to meet you where you’re, and for guys, you might feel  because you can get an erection and you know where the honeyland is, thats all you require, i pity your ass, once that your babe tastes another guy and she can spot the difference in your shag system, you might as well be loosing her one day at a time, when i was with my ex, we used to just straff according to a porno she had or i have that seems new, sexuality is a big part of our lives, we cannot shy away from it any longer. **Dont ask me why we broke up 😐 **

Satisfying your partner sexually should be big on your plate, if you give her all the money,attention and care you’ve got without sex, something is lacking, girls love sex as much as we do, its just that they have found a way to hide it from been as obvious as ours, where we’re already undressing that babe in our office/class  with our eyes.

Some guy asked me sometime ago how he could enlarge his member and i couldnt stop laughing, because it doesnt depend on the size of your member, it depends on your mastery of the art,i saw a porno once, and this guy had a small member atleast you cannot compare his dick to a regular black guy’s member, he was making her scream and moan at the same time, since then i made up my mind, that it isnt always about size. Shikena!

For those boys and girls that see oral sex as a no go area, am happy to inform you, it isnt and this isnt 1995, that it was new. Now, it is rampant, just make sure your partner is clean, i wouldnt give a girl a head when she’s just coming from the hot blazing sun, make it romantic, perhaps in the evening, take  your baths, scented candles which ever floats your boat, and guys, its not all the time, you shag like a porn star, just take it slow and easy, she might just enjoy that way more than the harsh and rough ones you see in the movies. If you want her mumu button to reside with you, you might just want to know how to blow and shag well and get rid of that pile in your system that makes you a one minute man with Alomo or Ogidiga 🙂

You’ve got a lot to learn from porno, watch them, assimilate them and be a better love….. 🙂 and for the love of God, stop doing “mummy and daddy style” lmao !
Keep Reppin’
‘Deolu Bubbles

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25 responses to “Porno!”

  1. misunderstoodsmind says :

    i actually very much agree with this post….:) used to be ashamed b4 cos i watch porn, buh guess there nfn to be ashamed of….:) nyc 1..

  2. funchiq says :

    *SHOUTING* WORRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD.pls oh guys and gals watch porn, bt dont start making it look like morning devotion. i love deolu, tank u for the knowledge.

  3. ShyGirl says :

    You, my guy, are watching porn for all the right reasons. But I’m sure you know none of those guys last that long. It takes many scenes and cuts joined together for them to achieve that 14mins before cum. Hope you dont expect girls to squirt too sha.
    I’m very interested in the couple and how they live 🙂
    Missionary is very sweet o, don’t dull. It hits the spot!
    Me? Leave my name? ko jo!

    • Lagos Hunter (@Lagoshunter) says :

      Shy girl.

      You apparently watch enough porn to know some 20 minutes bangs are shot in real time as a single shot with only one camera.

      I can also safely infer that even with your ‘very sweet’ missionary position, you have never been sexed longer than 3 minutes.

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  4. Drewbaba says :

    Smh.. Cool stuff. I watch porn too X_X

  5. @bossikeh says :

    Ohhh, i love porn. porn is Very healthy. You didn’t mention cyntheria. She’s one of my favorite whitey, jada & pinky are bossladies. I’m even contemplating sending my wife-to-be for a 1month IT under Jada fire’s tutelage before the honeymoon, i hope i can pay the cost sha, but i’ll start saving now. Deolu nice one. —-» stop doing “mummy and daddy style”

  6. @weird_oo says :

    Lmao!!! Mummy and Daddy style? *insert nasty mummy and daddy sex joke here* oh and I recognised one porn star’s name in the list (a friend told me about Lex steele…really):D

  7. Zeus says :

    ωhαт α subject!!!, shout out 2 all my larger than U̶̲̥̅̊я ex members, (myself included) limme.
    Ahhh, ωε have Ŋƺω stars I wanna acknowledge all my mentors/icons, CHEROKEÉ, Stacy Adams, Mya luvly, Shane Diesel, Naomi Banxxx, pinky, Obsession, Roxy Reynolds, Tyra Banx, Lacey Duvalle, Montana Fisburne, Byron Long, Wesley Pipes, Sinnamon L♥√ع, Mandingo, ♍я Marcus, Justin Slayer, Beauty Dior, Melrose Foxx, Angel Cummings, Heather Hunter, Sydnee Capri, Ayana Angel. Thanks ƒøя тhε memories, U̶̲̥̅̊ made me тhε man I am 2day along with тhε afore-mentioned one’s… *heavy sigh*…

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  8. How i Go Drop My Name says :

    LOOOOOOOOL Nice one men… Finna Cc my girlfriend on this shiii… : )

  9. kitkat says :

    but, but my mummy said porn is bad :/

  10. 'Deolu Bubbles says :

    @kitkat, am sure you can handle yourself..or do you share ur fone with ur mum?..lollllz

  11. Dera_CampusHeat says :

    I lyk ds,very nice…& I tot I ws d only pesn dt watchd porn for tutorial purposes.lol.
    Nw ff Deolu,Cecenostockings & shy girl! Please follow back! ^_^

  12. samsie says :

    For real?for once I’m not subscribing on a new post..didn’t read half of this wish u luck

  13. Young says :

    Lol….Deolu at least you should put age restriction for kids…..

  14. kunlexy301 says :

    Me i’m done wit porn i watched it thru my teenage yrs nd now its time to practicalise wat i’v watched

  15. kinaore says :

    Good one

  16. Cleo® says :

    Ahh…yes yes and yes!
    And I’m done…. 😀

  17. Kemmiiii says :

    Lmao @Mummy and Daddy..
    So im a bad sister for reporting my younger brother? 😦

  18. padded says :

    By God, this post could use some editing. A lot of editing in fact.
    And we all watch porn jare. Black ppl don’t do it for me though. I lean more towards the latinos and the white people. Interracial stuff is fly too.

  19. phoenix A says :

    Yh gr8 advice. I rememba loads of time when I jst wouldn’t come becos d girl wuznt doin anuf. Dre wuz actuali dz tym when my d*** went flat and I jst stood up, dressd an left. So gurls, get al d tutorial u cn get or jst hpe ur bf aint lyk me. I’m random

  20. Mz_Shadee says :

    Heheheehehe. Nice. Errr but I porn is rather addictive tho. My 2cents anyway. Wait my ex’s friend called him lex steel in front of me one day o. Yee mogbe! 😐

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