Tag Archive | sex

How to know she wants the D!

Hello Folks, here is the post i tweeted about yesterday, it isnt exactly 18+ as it is, it was written by a guest blogger who wants to remain anonymous…looool

Feel free to let you mind wonder who she is, a clue to her identity is that she is a popular blogger… 😀

I hope you enjoy it.

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I’ve always been considering a career as an agony Aunt. Probably in the Dear Aunty Titi section of Sunday Punch. You know, churn out advice; give out tips and all… This is me testing the waters.

Also, teaching you confused and clueless guys how to know if she wants it!

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The Walk of Shame

Morning people, hope your weekend was fun and fulfilling? Well it’s a Monday, and you need to get back on the horse of school or work, or even both, depends on which applies to you. This is another week in October and we’re speedily getting to the end of the month, it seems to me like the days are speeding like 200km/hr because when I was younger, days were longer, I mean, they were was really  slow but these days, everything just moves so fast 😦 .

December is approaching again with its usual wahala, gift shopping, Christmas spending and all, let me not bore you with my predicaments for the end of the year, folks like me will understand tho.

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Badt Sharp Guys

Hello everyone, I keep thanking people for coming to my blog right? Yes, because it doesn’t cost you anything not to come, and just go over to other interesting blogs, and as for the comments, I always appreciate them. Thanks very much.

Today’s topic was inspired by hmmm, some event I saw some weeks ago, 2 weeks ago actually. Which brings me to the question, who wins at the end of the day? Men or Women? Let me expatiate further , I saw a girl we went to university together, we say hi to each other but we aren’t really close friends like that.  On to the main issue.  Okay, I saw her with her family, she was driving and her husband was sitting next to her. Now I’m not sure if he was teaching her how to drive, but they looked like they were just coming back from church, with their kid at the back, driving home in peace.

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Porno!

Hello People, how are you, how was your sallah break, i eventually had my sallah rice tuesday evening, there is just this thing about party rice, it tastes different and very nice, however thanks to everyone who read and commented on Mumu Button, funny thing happens when you’re in love right? 🙂

Before i go into today’s post, i’m happy to tell you that from this friday, a new section will be launched, its called 17 Awosika, dont ask me how i got the name,lolllz.Let me tell you what its about, the documentation of the lives of the people who live in this detached house, new house in ikeja, a duplex and a BQ, it entails 2 couples and 1 bachelor,the couples stay in the flat in front while the bachelor stays at the BQ. its about their secrets that always finds it way into the bachelor’s hands, their activities,their interactions, i promise you, it would be worth your time, thank you.

17 Awosika is purely fictional, any semblance with real life is simply coincidental.

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Mumu Button!

Hello everyone, how was your weekend, hope it was peaceful, this post was should have been up on friday but due to the attack on the U.N building in Abuja,some of us were scattered,calling all our loved ones around the area trying to find out if they’re okay and all, but we thank God for his mercies sha, last week saturday marked a certain milestone for this blog and i really appreciate the visits, the comments, the retweets and all. My last post on the DS Series brought about some comments and perhaps adjustments to that section, it isn’t any big deal anyway, i will try to bring it in a better, irresistible and packaged manner, when i started this blog, all i wanted to do was write posts from a sorta different point of view, I wasnt looking to be poetic about it, i wanted to write them like i was gisting with someone, something friendly, no boundaries.

Hence the use of Pidgin english in my posts, i hope that you do understand why i write the way i write, the reason for the shorthand is like I want it to feel like a bbm chat of some sort although, a longer version of it anyway, all in all, its to bring entertainment to you, thanks a lot once again.

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In a relationship!

Hello People, how are you and how was your weekend, hope you had fun, as for me, i was at another wedding again, smh,will it stop anytime soon or maybe the question is will it ever stop, friends getting married here and there but i will not let it get to me, shikena, another good thing is that before going for the wedding, Jack Bauer held me down for more than half of the night and also made me almost miss the wedding cos by the time i got there late, some guests were already leaving the venue……which brings me back to the point, what is wrong with Nollywood (just a different story,not the one of the boy going against his parent to marry one girl…plssss….something different abeg 🙂 ), i couldn’t pee because i dint want to miss any single part of 24 Season 8, i know y’all have seen it and all but i like to take my time at things, nollywood, please make us proud :D.

Would like to thank everyone who reads my blog, thank you for the love, the retweets, the likes, the comments, am very grateful, but as usual, i don turn oliver twist(by the way, wat do u think of Oliver twist, and the dance video, also read somewhere dat the crib is wand coals’….hmmmm).

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