Special Day (18+)

Hello Tweeps, hopefully you had a good weekend, Christmas is sunday………**insert appropriate smiley**

In my own personal opinion, its over-rated 😛 Am definitely not the angry ‘shid’ but it’s just my opinion. I will be away anyway. About last week friday, we couldn’t give out our usual giveaway asides the winner, which was @JibolaL, the problem is people load it without saying anything, a little “Hey Deolu, I loaded the MTN card” will help, we will continue this week anyway. Please just own up. Thanks

Moving on **Clears throat** , have got a guest adult blogger today, female actually. I feel its refreshing to read soft porn from a lady’s point of view. Without further ado, enjoy it


Today was gonna be a special day, I was going out with Kunle…The cute teenager that had a crush on older me. I took my time getting dressed; I was aiming for the killer look.

I got to the restaurant where we were supposed to meet he was there waiting. The look of appreciation on his face was worth the time spent. We hugged, sat and made our orders while we waited for our food we kept flirting and his gaze kept drifting to my breasts, which were artfully exposed.

Our food came, we ate and then Kunle whispered, wanna go somewhere private? And I flirtfully (Is that even a word?) answered, Sure. He paid our bill and led me to his car.

We drove off and went to one of those little gardens along bank road (you know the gardens in Indian movies where the ‘’actor’’ sings and professes his love to the babe? The bank road gardens looked like malnourished versions).

We entered the garden and walked around a bit, Kunle kept hugging me and trying to steal kisses. We eventually settled down on a stone seat Kunle gave me a little kiss on the side of my lips and I kissed him back and I started my ‘’finish him ‘’ technique (these have been known never to fail).

His eager hands reached into my dress and cupped my breasts, I feverishly felt his fly for an erection and oh boy! For someone so young he was a ten over ten in the size area I pulled the zipper down and brought out his big cock from his boxers, his dick jerked in my fist and I managed a little laughter (all these were happening under the protection of a scrawny tree in an open field.

I got down on my knees and started sucking energetically. Kunle moaned loudly and moved restlessly, thrusting and pushing down my head. He pulled me up onto his lap and while I wriggled out of my panty hose and panties he put on a condom. I straddled him and he slipped into my wet slick heat, he held my waist and slipped completely into me.

I stuffed my nipple into his mouth and groaned when he bit me. I rode him like a horse, I felt so good in the open air without a care, my fingers in his hair, then I began to feel a tingling from my feet to my nipples down to my belly, i said softly “I’m coming” and Kunle grunts and thrusts faster… we shudder and I collapsed on top of him and listen to the sounds around; the chirping of birds, distant sounds of traffic, some animal moving about in the bushes close to us.

Suddenly, I feel a smack on my bare bottom with some sort of wood and I heard;

Voice: you be ashewo? Get up from that boy prick!

I scrambled off Kunle and try to re-adjust my clothes and I see two policemen looking at us with disgust.

*yepa! My own has finished*

Policeman 1: you be ashewo you no know since when we dey here dey look una.

Policeman 2: na so the tin sweet una come dey fuck like dog you no get shame?

Policeman 1: dem do sotay when we come  dem no know. U no get house? Stupid nuisance, your papa and your mama must hear this!

At the sound of this my legs go numb, my sweet mommy that thinks the cherry@ is still intact, and my dad. (an image of my dad’s unsmiling face crossed my mind)  and kapam!

I dropped to my kness and started begging the officers not to take us to their station.

At this point I turn to see how my “accomplice” was faring and I nearly burst out into laughter, he had that ajebutter look of panic on his face, my guy was sobbing, it took all of my power not to fall on the ground and laugh. And the policemen started threatening again.

Policeman 2: oga get up before i spray you tear gas in your eye.

Kunle scrambled to his feet

Kunle: oga I am standing up. Please let us go

Policeman 2: what do u want us to do?

At this stage, I just knew that the idiots wanted bribe… eventually, we talked to them and money exchange hands and they let us go. If not because my bag was there and the idiots had rifles i for ja! We shamefully carried ourselves and went out of the park into the car.

Morals of the story……………….

Never make out or have sex in compromising places. (I ‘Deolu, shamefully disagree, always more fun in compromising places :D)

Always hold vex money, remember the police is your friend fiend

Do not I repeat! Do not get “freaky” with someone less experience than you. Fuck it! Age is more than a number.


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28 responses to “Special Day (18+)”

  1. Ms_Anee says :


  2. terdoh says :

    *big grin*

  3. weird_oo says :

    Hahahaha! If na Army people catch una…frog-march to ya papa house!

  4. adedejiademujimi says :

    I got this link off a friend’s post and believe you me I’m more than impressed with your write-up.*looking you up on Twitter already*.wow,you took me ‘there’ and also put a big smile on my face this stressful Monday morning.keep the good work going and by the way; age is nothing but a number!!!!cheerio

  5. Ekwe says :

    haha. is this real??

  6. Jibola says :

    Call me weird, but I found ‘the sex’ very amusing. Found myself laughing through it. The police part was anti climactic to the laughter though.

    Btw, didn’t something like this happen last week?

  7. Mz_Shadee says :

    “You be ashawo” LMAOOOOOOO!!!! *tears* ahn ahn!

  8. kunlexy301 says :

    Ow I wish it was my kunle she was sucking and I’m not d type to be scared of men in black

  9. kimhottie says :

    LOOL! Read it again and it still made me laugh. @ekwem…Most of it is real oh…at least so the author says… @MissInsayne. Good stuff,Winnie. :*

  10. debagg says :

    L̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=D:D=));)ÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾. ..this is funny

  11. yemijohnson says :

    Lmao!!!!!!! i liked this story very much.

  12. misunderstoodsmind says :

    hehehehehe bare jokes….like i always say…konji is a “bastid”…..lolll

  13. Oluwatosin (@aytwin2) says :

    L M A O!! – kliier part was the ” you be ashewo? Get up from that boy prick! “… * still stifling laughter*


  14. insayne says :

    Not everything happened oh! Deolu! Ur spoiling my market. Terdoh! Y ar u grinning?

  15. 'Deolu Bubbles says :

    Wait a minute o, was this parole with @terdoh & @ms_insayne……Hmmmmm

  16. Beeee says :

    She mixed up her tenses tooooo often! Erm, yeah, ok bye

  17. Frankices says :

    *rolling* Dang! I wudve died.

    Oh b4 I 4get, COUGAR! :p

  18. insayne says :

    Frankiss kiss. Please! M no cougar. Deolu! Hen!!!

  19. coolprincee says :

    Soft core porn frm a girl’s point of view..not bad

  20. @skilful_laykon says :

    I love sharp girls like dis. To me anywhere is a venue. I even did it in a church toilet b4 :x. Not smtin am proud of but konji na bastard. U no fit get sense if e huk u.

  21. esteashantelle says :

    Agro na bastard! Can’t imagine finding myself in such scenario bt u can still do ‘the walk of shame’ standing tall when there’s money and it involves the naija police. Nice write-up, lmao.

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