How to know she wants the D!
Hello Folks, here is the post i tweeted about yesterday, it isnt exactly 18+ as it is, it was written by a guest blogger who wants to remain anonymous…looool
Feel free to let you mind wonder who she is, a clue to her identity is that she is a popular blogger… 😀
I hope you enjoy it.
I’ve always been considering a career as an agony Aunt. Probably in the Dear Aunty Titi section of Sunday Punch. You know, churn out advice; give out tips and all… This is me testing the waters.
Also, teaching you confused and clueless guys how to know if she wants it!
If you are an expert P setter <_< , please leave okay! You belong to an advanced class.
So you’ve been dating for quite a while now. Being the dead guy that you are, you haven’t even hit third base. If you haven’t hit first base please close this browser now!
Thank you. What kinda dead guy are you gan?
And now for y’all that have hit third base and lingering there, because you don’t wanna rush things, this is how you know she wants the D!
1. Look out for those random tweets;
“uhm! I really need a hug”
often it starts raining and she goes;
“oooh weather for two”
she wants the D!! Really does.
2. You’re standing, facing each other. She keeps taking sharp glances at your crotch!! Ding! Ding!!
3. She calls you in the middle of the night/ she pings/ texts you and goes
“where are you?”
She wants the D, just doesn’t know how to ask for it.
4. If she ever tells you she’s horny. Don’t dull on that one.
5. Sometimes, she can go straight to the point;
“I wanna FU*K.”
Lucky you! can it get more obvious?
6. She asks to hangout. She might just want the company but who knows?
7. She asks you to give her a ride home, she’s probably gonna ride you after. Don’t hesitate to go up with her.
8. That sticking out your tongue thingy with the very subtle hint of sexiness; Yeah she wants it. (‘Deolu Bubble here, i have always thought that smiley was very suggestive. Good thing someone else feels that way 🙂 )
9. She RTs your every tweet. #nuffsaid.
How do I know this you may ask? Well, Im a girl.
Thats all tips we’ve got for now, if you also have a post you would like to remain anonymous on, send to email@example.com
One last thing, the Photo competition is still up, competition is getting stiff, so if you havent dropped yours, feel free to do so here
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