How u no go sabi kiss ?

I have heard babes talk about how some guys don’t know how to kiss. And these guys they were talking about aint your regular small boys oh! I’m talking of big boys with cool rides, choice apartment and loads of cash. I have heard a girl say, “He was kissing me like he wanted to chew my lips!”. Aint nothing as bad as that, dude, I can assure you.

I don’t think anyone can over-emphasize the importance of this. It’s so sad that some guys don’t know to kiss. This can make or mar a date, a relationship, a marriage (e no even fit reach marriage, lailai).

Most times, after charming a babe and all that, the next thing is usually to kiss the babe. You need to prepare yourself. I no wan know how much the babe likes you, forget that thing, if your mouth stinks, she will never kiss you again. Women are that picky. Even some guys sef no go talk to you if your mouth dey smell like soak-away wey dey leak, I’m telling you.

Before a date, take something minty. You can like to buy N50 tom-tom if you need to. Because the whole point na say make ur mouth dey smell fresh and minty. And you never can tell when the kiss go come. At times, kiss be like the return of Jesus, you never know wen to expect am, it’s usually best to be prepared. If you’ve got your mouth minty, next thing is to make sure, you make the kiss as memorable as possible.

What you then need to do is know how to kiss. She might initiate it first, which means you might need to know how to ‘continue the continue’. Never rush it. Never ever ever rush it unless it’s a quickie kiss leading to sex, which would probably happen in a club bathroom or something. You need to make sure that you kiss the lower lip first gently and close your eyes. Not closing your eyes might be disastrous if you know what I mean. If the babe sef go open eye and see your eyes open, oh boy na serious yawa! It somewhat means you weren’t concentrating on the kiss. For your information, you can still think of other things while you close your eyes na.

You need to touch everywhere on her body asides her boobs and ass. That just sends the wrong impression. I know you want to do ‘that’, but please you will get that a lot later. You need not show you’re a bad boy yet. Hold her face, run your fingers into her hair, hold her close, run your fingers from her lower back (not from her ass o) to her hair, stop smile, look into her eye, then continue….

Anyways, you need to look at the clip below as much as possible till you grasp how to do it well.

I can’t describe it enough, look at the image below

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2 responses to “How u no go sabi kiss ?”

  1. tuoyo says :

    Some good stuff..but I’ve been trying to teach my babe how to kiss

  2. lawrah says :

    Noice!!!!!

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